Written at 8 days old
00:00 E and M sleep (Mummy and Daddy also sleep)
01:00-02:00 E breastfed, bottle fed, burped and changed, M is bottle fed, burped and changed to the whirring of the double electric breast pump and bottle steriliser.
02:00-03:00 E and M grizzle to the sound of white noise
03:00-05:00 E and M sleep to the sound of white noise (Mummy and Daddy also sleep)
05:00-06:00 E and M bottle fed, burped and changed to the whirring of the double electric breast pump and bottle steriliser.
06:00-07:30 E and M sleep to the sound of white noise (Mummy and Daddy also sleep)
07:30-09:00 E and M breastfed, bottle fed, burped and changed to the whirring of the double electric breast pump and bottle steriliser.
09:00-10:30 E and M sleep (Mummy and Daddy also sleep)
10:30-11.30 E and M breastfed, bottle fed, burped and changed to the whirring of the double electric breast pump and bottle steriliser.
11.30-13.30 E and M sleep to the sound of Mummy and Daddy catching up with household chores, showering and attempting to eat.
13:30-14:30 E and M breastfed, bottle fed, burped and changed to the whirring of the double electric breast pump and bottle steriliser.
14:30 E has his nails clipped and filed
14:30-17:30 E and M sleep to the sound of Mummy and Daddy catching up with household chores.
17:30-18:00 E and M have a bath
18:00-19:00 E and M breastfed, bottle fed, burped and changed to the whirring of the double electric breast pump and bottle steriliser.
19:00-21:00 E and M sleep to the sound of Mummy and Daddy catching up with household chores (watering the garden, feeding the cats, collecting the eggs, locking up), cooking and eating (and compulsory watching of pre-recorded neighbours).
21:00-22:00 E and M breastfed, bottle fed, burped and changed to the whirring of the double electric breast pump and bottle steriliser.
22:00-23:00 E and M grizzle to the sound of white noise, given top ups of milk, burped and changed
23:00-00:00 E and M sleep (Mummy and Daddy also sleep, at last!)
NB
-Timings are subject to change resulting in only 1 hour of sleep and missed meal times.
-Supporting documents are available on request detailing amount of time breast feeding, quantity of expressed and formula milk consumed and nappy contents and colour.
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